Pleasure over Matter.

WAITING FOR CLASS TO END

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

WHEN IT DOES:

WHEN IM DOING GOOD IN A CLASS IM PUTTING ZERO EFFORT INTO

howdoiputthisgently:

Hahaaa this is me!!

Black people are professionals at using reverse phychology

• Black person: I wish someone WOULD mess with my financial aid
• Translation: They should leave my financial aid alone. I really would love to stay in college
• Black person: Try me ho. TRY ME!
• Translation: Don't provoke me.
• Black person: Say that shit one more time.
• Translation: For your own safety, please don't say that to me.
• Black person: Come at me trick!
• Translation: I know that I'm very good at what I do, so you shouldn't really criticize/fight me unless you want to get shut down.
• Black person: Mess around and see what happens. Please. Just test me and SEE what happens.
• Translation: If you keep doing what you are doing, there will be repercussions.

WHEN I DON’T HAND AN ASSIGNMENT IN ON TIME

howdoiputthisgently:

FRESHMAN YEAR:

SENIOR YEAR:

Bahahaaa